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Full bladder

Dash was in the way of the door when I was trying to get out to the outhouse this morning. You can’t mess with a pregnant lady’s pee schedule, little dude! Anyway, the following exchange ensued.

Mommy: can you get away from the door, Dash?

Dash: No, I don’t get away from the door.

Mommy: Dash, I need to pee. Please move.

Dash: No! Mommy doesn’t go pee anymore!