If you leave honey nut cheerios in milk for too long, they devolve into honey nut cheerio milk.

“Is grandma going to be at uncle Paul and aunt Tina’s tonight?” “Nope, she’s working up north.” “Near the North Pole?” ::noncommittal nod:: “Is that a yes or a probably?” “…yes.” “So that means grandma is one of the elves.”

It’s kinda like you’re cutting a body open, but that would be horrible

And remember, always trust everyone to not do anything right.

When me and you grow up we’ll live together and watch long shows all the time, okay Aphra?

Toby splashed us and it splashed our eyeballs out and then new ones zooped in from out forehead.

It has no legs!

I have 100 Googles on my big computer. And 90 website photos.