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I swear

Me: it tastes great, I swear. Dash: I swear, darn it.

uh, thanks.

Every night when Dash is heading to sleep, he likes to tell me to “stand right there.” so I stand nearby while he falls asleep. Tonight as I was walking down the stairs he told me to “have fun standing.”

Tattle Tale

Daddy, mommy’s arguing with me!

Where’s the remote? Oh.

“Here’s the remote mommy, so we can watch Harry Potter now. Here’s the remote, mommy, you can put on Harry Potter now if you want. “

Types of Dashiell

Me: oh Aphra aren’t you such a chunky monkey! And what about you, are you a Dashiellmonkey? Dash: no I am not, mommy! I am a Dah.Shell.BEAR!

Travesty at the playground