“All you darnit cars, get out of mommy’s way!” “I’m so frustrated of these people driving, mommy.”

Dash is laughing at something. “What are you laughing at, buddy?” “A funny silly joke!” “Oh yeah? What’s the funny silly joke?” “No mommy! You can’t talk about the funny silly joke!”

“Dash, when you put your shirt on, you don’t want to be able to see the writing or else it’ll be on backwards.” “No mommy.” “Yes, trust me. If you do it that way, the writing will be on the back when you pull it over your head!” “NO MOMMY I DON’T TRUST YOU! I only trust...

“I have three hundred million dollars!” “Oh my! That’s a lot of money! What are you going to buy?” “I’m going to buy cashews!” That sounds like a pretty sound investment.

::as he’s walking through the room carrying the playskool little people house:: There’s a crazy man carrying this house!

I need this (hat) to protect the sun from me.