Dash was busy making way too much annoying, repetitive noise in the car, so I told him to stop and be quiet. He asked why, and I said, you’re making me crazy! “I’m not making you crazy mommy.””Yes you are.””No I am not. I said GOOD DAY SIR mommy.”

I like when he learns language things. Today he told me something was interesting. I said, oh yeah, it’s interesting, eh? And he said no, it’s outeresting.