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Breakfast

Dash came downstairs while I was making myself some breakfast. There’s a giant bag of mini eggs on the counter and upon spying them he said “Are the mini eggs open?”
“Yes, but you can’t have any right now.”
“Why?”
“It’s breakfast time. Mini eggs are a treat, not breakfast.”
Thinking he’d found a way around this problem he asked “Can I have a treat?”
Nice try.