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Trust

“Dash, when you put your shirt on, you don’t want to be able to see the writing or else it’ll be on backwards.”
“No mommy.”
“Yes, trust me. If you do it that way, the writing will be on the back when you pull it over your head!”
“NO MOMMY I DON’T TRUST YOU! I only trust MYSELF!”