Daddy, I have applesauce please? Honey?

Dash hates going to bed. Tonight *seemed* like it was going to be uneventful until after being quiet in bed for about 20 minutes, we hear Dash descend from his bed and come to the top of the stairs. “Want to lie down on couch, please.” “Want to lie down on couch, please!” “…Ian?” It is cracking me the hell up that he...