I’m really not into hummus anymore.

You definitely didn’t win.

Most people in this city don’t have any hair.

We can get the one that’s one bucks. That’s not very expensive. Or we could get one that’s eighty hundred bucks. That’s very expensive.

There, it’s clean on the top now… [referring to toothpaste tube] I cleaned it with my teeth.

Note to self: Don’t come get me Cricket

Dash: I am much older now. Grandpa: You must be older than me. Dash: I still have my hair.

I don’t like olive bread, I like the ginger kind.

Daddy’s job is to kill spiders. Your job is to tell Cricket to lie down, and to make cupcakes. My job is to feed Cricket and let Cricket out. Aphra’s job is to walk to my couch, and is to play with toys.